Thursday, June 11, 2009

Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh-no

So I recently started working down at my dad's office. Its a nice job to have for the short amount of time that I am at home. Now, my father and I are not the only Smith's that work there, my little brother Nathaniel works there, along with my older brother Rulon. Growing up I was smack dab between the two of them, there were plenty of fights (physical fights, generally nothing else) we beat up on each other, actually they beat up on me, and there was more than enough teasing. So it shouldn't have been a huge surprise that this still goes on today. Working with them has been so much fun! Its just like the old days. I'll address a few things that have happened in my just short of a week experience there. So I stand at the copier for about 4 hours straight and every time my older brother walks by he smacks me, then calls me something like, retard, dork, or loser, this is a normal occurrence. The other day I walked into where my little brothers desk is and they were both at his computer, the next thing I know I hear Nathaniel say "Rulon, no don't strangle me, every time you get that computer cord you strangle me", then Rulon proceeds to turn towards me wrap the cord around his hands and put the cord around my neck, in the process he knocks me in the nose, then he picks me up and throws me behind some file boxes, and Ru and Thaners have this conversation Rulon: No one would ever find you back there. Nathaniel: Yeah I'm the only one that works back here. Rulon: It would be days before anyone smelled you. Nathaniel: Yeah, that would be the only way they would find you. Me: But Nathaniel you would know I was back here, you would be able to see my shoes, and you would just sit there with me dead behind the boxes and not do anything about it? You freak. Nathaniel: yeah. So I finally get out from behind the boxes and go to walk out of the office, and Rulon takes the computer cord and whips it at me so hard, I almost start crying, for sure I had tears welling up. That was just one small story, other things would include, things such as, pouring a box of paper clips on my head, opening a stapler and shooting a billion staples at me, etc. etc. But despite how this may sound, I am having so much fun being with my brothers again. I.Love.My.Brothers. Other than that I'm having so much fun being home, spending time with family and old friends! Jessica is coming home in a couple of weeks, and we are all going to Florida WOO!! We are also planning a couple, three, trips to Cedar Point!!! Best ever! Then I'll head back to Utah, and reunite with my dear friend KIMBERLY! This summer is shaping up to be very lovely!
Several stamps that Rulon thought he would try out on my arm at work, one said "needs help" another "bad debt" and I cannot remember the last one.
Saturday morning right after waking up, right before the Reeses headed out

Nathaniel's Graduation





Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Dig if you will the picture.....

On Saturday Nathaniel had his graduation party, then he graduated on Sunday. This got me thinking about when I was still a little tyke (ok not that little), and I was thinking back to what a BIG dork I was, well I still am, but I was dorkier then, hard to believe I know. So the particular memory I wish to visit is all the way back in 5th grade. Picture an extremely dorky girl, frizzy hair, awkwardly skinny, huge front teeth, and just super dorky clothes (not too hard to imagine, because I still can't dress myself). Ok so there was a group of girls that, well, lets just say, they loved to hate me, and tease me, make fun of me, everything you could think of they did it (and they didn't ever stop, all the way through high school, so much fun). Like every other 5th grader I was trying to find my niche, where I fit in, etc etc. Like any good mother would, mine tried to help me look cute, by buying me cute clothes, awesome shoes, and occasionally helping me do my hair. Despite these efforts this group of girls would always make fun of me. No matter what I wore, they would tease me, it could have been the exact same outfit they wore a week before, it didn't matter, they made fun of me. So I tried everything, I remember going to Limited Too (It was super cool at the time) and picking out super cute clothes and being excited to wear them to school, but still they made fun. This one day I wore an old navy flag T-shirt (I know you remember those), a pair of plain jeans and some tennis shoes, and to my surprise nothing was said to me, no rude comments, no making fun. I was so ecstatic, that I went home and asked my mom to wash the outfit. The next morning I put the clothes back on, yes the same clothes, and went to school.... again they said nothing! NOTHING! I was overjoyed! So once again I went home washed my clothes and the next morning I put them on and went to school, nothing. Now I'm not sure that you can understand my joy at this point in my life. They were no longer being mean to me! So for the rest of that school year, I wore the SAME OUTFIT EVERYDAY! I now wonder why my mom never said anything to me about washing the clothes each night, or about me wearing them every morning out the door. I don't remember if I ever told her why I was doing it, but she still helped me wash them each night. Thinking back now I think that we just may have burned that outfit on my last day of 5th grade......
Honestly, I'd make fun of me too. This is one of my favorite memories, I laugh so hard when I think about that year in school. So great (obviously this is not the outfit described above, just a picture to give you an idea of how..... great I was).
In other news, I'm so so so excited to go to Utah in two weeks to see my little Jessica! Then to go to Florida where she will join in our festivities!!!!! YES!